A man dies and goes to heaven....he says to Lord Almighty.....you never gave any notice that i was going to die so i didnt prepare or pray .
God said so I did....first I weakened your eyesight...you got specks...now operation to get your eyesight corrected.
Then I made your hair go white to remind you...you dyed your hair.
Then I made your legs shaky....you ate multivitamins.
Then I made your teeth fall...you got a denture made forgetting that all these were reminders...
The man was speechless.
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