sent by > Mr Watwani : with thanks
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
DO YOU THINK BSES STILL REQUIRES ANY RESCUE OPERATION ?
Please refer the news today in various news papers, that, " POWER TARIFF HIKE SOON TO RESCUE DISCOMS".
Do you think that even after the recent hike of Power Tariff by 22 %, BSES still requires any rescue operation ?
Plz answer. Let's have your most valued comments.
Must Read : FUN Time : National ID Card !
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's he..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... You're... Mr XYZZZ and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu.....
Your home number is 2x26xxxx, your office 250xxxxx and your mobile is 09xxxxxxxx. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"
Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107.."
Customer: " ?"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
Customer: [Faints].....!!!
Thanks : Mr S L Watwani
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's he..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... You're... Mr XYZZZ and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu.....
Your home number is 2x26xxxx, your office 250xxxxx and your mobile is 09xxxxxxxx. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"
Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107.."
Customer: " ?"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
Customer: [Faints].....!!!
Thanks : Mr S L Watwani
POWER TARIFF HIKE SOON TO RESCUE DISCOMS
with thanks : Hindustan Times : link above for detailed news.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
DDA and common man
DDA according to ACT is responsible for developing Delhi as per need.
DDA is supposed to develop and then hand over services to MCD
Laxmi nagar district centre is still maintained by DDA.
Thus the specialised work force is being wasted in routine work.
KK GHEI
Senior Vice President. EDRWAS JF
DDA is supposed to develop and then hand over services to MCD
Laxmi nagar district centre is still maintained by DDA.
Thus the specialised work force is being wasted in routine work.
KK GHEI
Senior Vice President. EDRWAS JF
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Corruption ?
The Corruption is being organised in a fashion of mafiasim and always these corrupt officials blame each other and pose themselves as Harish Chandra. I am puting one question across the rwa's. In Master Plan 2001, One piece of Land was earmarked for Senior Secondary School and this land has been alloted to Education Society. The School was fuctional in 2006 and Excise Dept. of Delhi issued a Liquor Licence adjoining to that School by changing the rules and those rules were contradictory to the Excise Act. My simple question is that the State has to function in the interest of the people or only interesed in Revenue Generation.
Kindly respond.
Suresh Mittal
Secretary
BARWA
New Team of Krishna Nagar residents welfare association
Mr. Deepak Chadha - President ,
Mr D N chopra & Mr Ravinder Bansal - Vice Presidents,
Mr Alok Bali - Gen. secy.
Mr Naresh Goyal & Mr Alok Verma - Jt. Secy's.
Mr Ashok Kapoor - Co- ord.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
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